Robert Patrick F*cking Dahlstrom

I’m back after a week off. Why? I dunno. Am I asking why...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:47:15 -0500

I’m back after a week off. Why? I dunno. Am I asking why I’m back or why I took the week off? I guess “I dunno” can answer both questions, really.

In the end, Jenn never returned those bagels. Which I guess was okay, because they tasted just fine. But seriously, how can you not name them “beggels.” It makes perfect sense, really.

You dumb dick, it’s only May. #junebug #bugs

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:12:27 -0500

You dumb dick, it’s only May. #junebug #bugs

Shit just got real. #wedding #badboys

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:14:07 -0500

Shit just got real. #wedding #badboys

What am I working on? Owwwwwww, have mercy!

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:51:23 -0500

What am I working on? Owwwwwww, have mercy!

I tried to draw Superman but he ended up looking kinda young so...

Thu, 09 May 2013 08:14:13 -0500

I tried to draw Superman but he ended up looking kinda young so let’s say it’s Superboy in his Smallville days. #superman #Superboy #comics

brianmichaelbendis: Captain America by Steve McNiven Once upon...

Thu, 09 May 2013 05:19:53 -0500

brianmichaelbendis:

Captain America by Steve McNiven

Once upon a time I didn’t care much for McNiven’s art but I definitely have come around to being a fan.

I don’t think I’ve ever drawn Power Girl before....

Wed, 08 May 2013 03:38:21 -0500

I don’t think I’ve ever drawn Power Girl before. #powergirl

Man, if you don’t like Electro’s costume, I just...

Tue, 07 May 2013 23:34:15 -0500

Man, if you don’t like Electro’s costume, I just don’t know what to do with you. #electro #spiderman

I was asked a looong time ago if I could draw Dean Ambrose, so I...

Tue, 07 May 2013 18:29:43 -0500

I was asked a looong time ago if I could draw Dean Ambrose, so I did. When I was asked, I had never seen him wrestle. Now that I’ve had the chance I figured it was as good a time as any.

Everyone talks about how his facial expressions are really good, and while I think they might be a bit TOO exaggerated, I think he’s always worth watching.

Dude got to have a singles match with THE UNDERTAKER. Who does that nowadays?

In case you ever questioned Jenn’s love of Star Trek, yes,...

Mon, 06 May 2013 13:47:34 -0500

In case you ever questioned Jenn’s love of Star Trek, yes, she does have an Enterprise bottle opener. And also an Enterprise pizza cutter. These are true facts. On my desk, I have a giant statue of Captain America and one of the Red Skull. Jenn has Kirk and Spock. You could say she’s a fan.

Why I'm done with Kickstarter and online commissions.

Fri, 03 May 2013 20:13:00 -0500

As the subject says, I’m done with backing things on Kickstarter. I’m done with buying commissions online. Why?

I’ve backed a few comic related things. I’ve backed a pro wrestling documentary. The only one to come though yet? The pro wrestling documentary. All of the artists I’ve backed have completely failed to come through on their promises as of yet. They’ve taken my money, sure. But they have not followed through on actually doing the thing I’ve paid them for.

People can say whatever they want about pro wrestling, but at least fucking Nigel McGuinness finished his movie and sent it to me along with an autographed picture.

Come on artists. Get your shit together. If you’re going to take our money, fucking follow through with what you’re taking our money for.

And commissions? I’ve mentioned before how Dean Trippe and Les McClaine have taken money for commissions and never followed through, (Five years and still nothing from Dean, four for Les.) I’ve tried emailng Les and and never got a reply. The last resposne I got from him was that “I drew them, I just never shipped them! I will as soon as I can.” So I’ve given up on that one. I’ve talked with Dean and every time he said he was going to finish it and send it out, and yet, here I am with nothing from both guys. I saw a drawing of Captain America from him once and asked if it was mine, and was told he forgot. And once I asked if mine was coming any time soon, and was told “If I feel like drawing Captain America, I will do yours.”

Fucking really? I’m done with everyone. It’s not about money. Admittedly I paid very little for these commissions and such compared to what I’m sure these guys would charge. But you know what? I’ve paid for commissions from Evan Shaner and Dean Beattie when they had commissions open and they came quickly. Seriously, the professionalism when dealing with the two of them is ridiculous. If you have money get some artwork from them.

Artists, I get that you want to draw the fun stuff you want to draw, but have some fucking respect for your fans and supporters and draw the things you’re getting paid to do. Surprisingly enough, people don’t like being left hanging.

Jenn might be the most ticklish person ever. And the weird thing...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:52:21 -0500

Jenn might be the most ticklish person ever. And the weird thing is it shifts sometimes. LIke, her right foot might be ticklish Monday, but not Tuesday. And then occasionally her neck will get in on the action. It’s fun for me, and i know Jenn just loves it.

Watching Django, so here’s Calvin Candie. #Django #CalvinCandie...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 10:28:00 -0500

Watching Django, so here’s Calvin Candie. #Django #CalvinCandie #LeonardoDiCaprio

Warm up for today? DEADLY FRIEND!!! Hey why not. That movie...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 06:31:05 -0500

Warm up for today?

DEADLY FRIEND!!!

Hey why not. That movie rules.

Remember what I said a little while back about the dot eyes? Yeeeahhh I might have changed my mind.

So I found my Undertaker collection. #wwe #prowrestling ...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 04:34:51 -0500

So I found my Undertaker collection. #wwe #prowrestling #theundertaker

This is the hardest comic I’ve ever had to make. I...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:04:00 -0500

This is the hardest comic I’ve ever had to make. I certainly didn’t think I’d be making this one any time soon. Everyone thought we had at least another ten years with dad. When he had the heart attack, seeing him in the hospital I knew there wasn’t going to be a good outcome. But in hindsight, it couldn’t have worked out any better. I’d much rather have a bit shorter of a life and have the end be good years rather than have the last ten be horrible, and I’m sure dad would have felt the same way.

In the end, he passed away in the hospital bed with mom next to him, holding him the entire time. My dad died in the arms of his best friend and surrounded by the family that loved him dearly. I don’t think you can do much better than that.

My dad might not have had the same type of life I’d hope for (Kids? FIVE of them? *shudder.) But he did show me how to have a great life. Be good to each other. Have a lot of fun. Marry your best friend. Just enjoy everything you can and be a good dude and everything will work out well.

I’ve said it an awful lot over the past couple weeks and I’m sure i’ll keep saying it.

Thanks for everything dad. I love you.

(I know this comic is tiny. Thats on Tumblr. Please click the hi-res link (http://i.imgur.com/0MV9IBu.jpg) or the one right under the comic up there. I want everyone to read this one.)

Latino heat. #eddieguerrerro #wwe #toys #prowrestling

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 21:05:57 -0500

Latino heat. #eddieguerrerro #wwe #toys #prowrestling

The lovely Jenn. #Jennstagram

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:06:37 -0500

The lovely Jenn. #Jennstagram

Operation scare Jenn with Michael Rooker (Name in progress) was a success. She was scared, and put...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:04:43 -0500

Operation scare Jenn with Michael Rooker (Name in progress) was a success. She was scared, and put him on my desk, facing the wall.

Jenn is afraid of Michael Rooker so this will be waiting for her...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 19:36:46 -0500

Jenn is afraid of Michael Rooker so this will be waiting for her when she wakes up. #Michaelrooker #walkingdead #merle