So I finally saw Dark Knight Rises. As said above, it was a good cop movie. But I didn’t think it was a good Batman movie. It went against so many things that make Batman Batman, it makes you wonder if the people involved know anything at all about the character. I was most interested in Bane. I wish he was in the movie more. Anne Hathaway was really good, and made me want a solo Catwoman movie for her.
Although they never did say “Catwoman,” did they? I guess that would be too silly? Scarecrow, Joker, Batman, all acceptable things. Catwoman? That’s crazy talk! And the “reveal” at the end? That was just plain retarded. It was completely unnecessary And was just one moment away from JGL turning toward the camera and going “Get it? Eh? EH?”
So yeah. In a year that saw both The Avengers and Dark Knight Rises come out, is it strange that my favorite comic book movie of the year was Dredd? Cause that movie fucking rules.
Also, I’ve used this joke more than once and it generally gets this same reaction. I feel like it deserves something better!








