My name is Bob and I write and draw an autobiographical webcomic named Egomaniac. Because that's what the internet needs. More autobiographical webcomics. I've also been known to draw the occasional superhero. Even more than that you can expect wrestlers aaaand...well that's pretty much all I've got.

I’m back after a week off. Why? I dunno. Am I asking why I’m back or why I took the week off? I guess “I dunno” can answer both questions, really.

In the end, Jenn never returned those bagels. Which I guess was okay, because they tasted just fine. But seriously, how can you not name them “beggels.” It makes perfect sense, really.

I’m back after a week off. Why? I dunno. Am I asking why I’m back or why I took the week off? I guess “I dunno” can answer both questions, really.

In the end, Jenn never returned those bagels. Which I guess was okay, because they tasted just fine. But seriously, how can you not name them “beggels.” It makes perfect sense, really.

I don’t really drink, and I can’t think of a better reason to get completely fucked up than being around a ton of kids in a Chuck-E-Cheese.
I’m so going to be a great dad.
Yeah that’s not gonna happen. My part of the Dahlstrom bloodline ends with me, thank you very much!

You know, as far as I know, I can’t remember ever being to a Chuck-E-Cheese. I know I’ve been to Showbiz Pizza, but that’s all I can remember for sure.

Ad I’m not terribly sure why, but the scale on this comic looks kind of strange to me. I don’t know where I fucked up, but I did somewhere along the way. You’d think after making webcomics for like ten years now I’d know what I was doing but here we are.

I don’t really drink, and I can’t think of a better reason to get completely fucked up than being around a ton of kids in a Chuck-E-Cheese.

I’m so going to be a great dad.

Yeah that’s not gonna happen. My part of the Dahlstrom bloodline ends with me, thank you very much!

You know, as far as I know, I can’t remember ever being to a Chuck-E-Cheese. I know I’ve been to Showbiz Pizza, but that’s all I can remember for sure.

Ad I’m not terribly sure why, but the scale on this comic looks kind of strange to me. I don’t know where I fucked up, but I did somewhere along the way. You’d think after making webcomics for like ten years now I’d know what I was doing but here we are.

It’s true. We really do love to smoke. The best part about having three cigar smokers in a group is that when we smoke cigars, you get to try three different ones each time. Throw a hookah in there? You’ve got yourself a good night.
Wednesdays are when we all hang out, and it has become crappy movie night. So we smoke and watch shitty movies. In this comic, we’re watching the Brooke Hogan classic Two Headed Shark Attack. It’s the best movie I’ve ever seen about a shark with two heads.

It’s true. We really do love to smoke. The best part about having three cigar smokers in a group is that when we smoke cigars, you get to try three different ones each time. Throw a hookah in there? You’ve got yourself a good night.

Wednesdays are when we all hang out, and it has become crappy movie night. So we smoke and watch shitty movies. In this comic, we’re watching the Brooke Hogan classic Two Headed Shark Attack. It’s the best movie I’ve ever seen about a shark with two heads.