My name is Bob and I write and draw an autobiographical webcomic named Egomaniac. Because that's what the internet needs. More autobiographical webcomics. I've also been known to draw the occasional superhero. Even more than that you can expect wrestlers aaaand...well that's pretty much all I've got.

Egomaniac: Going the Distance

(Tumblr doesn’t seem to be that great with really large images, so here’s a link to this just in case.)

So, you probably don’t realize this, but today is the five year anniversary of Egomaniac. Well, last week was the five year anniversary of when I announced it, but today is when the first ever comic got posted. Think Tank ended on our five year mark, and Egomaniac isn’t stopping yet, so this officially will make it the longest I’ve ever worked on a comic.

So I figured what better way to celebrate than with the biggest comic I’ve ever made?

As I was drawing this one, it just kept getting bigger and bigger and the script kept getting tweaked here and there and here we are!

And for the record, I never even looked up what a squirrel baffler is. I kinda like not knowing, because no matter what it is, it won’t be as good as what we thought it was.

If you’re curious, here’s the link to the video I  used in the comic.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Ya6z-NlDo

To my twelve readers, thanks for sticking around so far. I appreciate it!

I’ve known Jeff for four or five years now, and Almost every week we go to Buffalo Wild Wings. We’ve hung out at bars, at his house, at Sean’s house, and restaurants. I’d say every time I see Jeff the dude drinks in some capacity.

I’ve never seen Jeff drunk. 

I’ve seen him close once, and he was just a little slurry/repeaty, but never flat out drunk. I’ve never been around someone who can handle their alcohol, and a lot of it at once to boot, as much as Jeff.  The funny part about this comic? This isn’t the only time he’s talked about drinking multiple giant margaritas at once.

I’ve known Jeff for four or five years now, and Almost every week we go to Buffalo Wild Wings. We’ve hung out at bars, at his house, at Sean’s house, and restaurants. I’d say every time I see Jeff the dude drinks in some capacity.

I’ve never seen Jeff drunk. 

I’ve seen him close once, and he was just a little slurry/repeaty, but never flat out drunk. I’ve never been around someone who can handle their alcohol, and a lot of it at once to boot, as much as Jeff.  The funny part about this comic? This isn’t the only time he’s talked about drinking multiple giant margaritas at once.

Haha, this comic is really TeeFury’d out!To be honest, I don’t remember the girl’s name, so I had to choose a random name. I came across a picture of Wonder Woman when I was lettering this and there you have it. The story of why this girl is named Diana. She might have been the girl that looked like a girl version of Ed, though, now that I think about it. But that’s a story for another time.Wait, no, I can tell it now. The waitress was a girl version of Ed. We wanted them to touch to see if they would become one person. The end!Also, this might be the only Egomaniac where I don’t have a line. I could be wrong about that, but I don’t *think* I am.

Haha, this comic is really TeeFury’d out!

To be honest, I don’t remember the girl’s name, so I had to choose a random name. I came across a picture of Wonder Woman when I was lettering this and there you have it. The story of why this girl is named Diana. She might have been the girl that looked like a girl version of Ed, though, now that I think about it. But that’s a story for another time.

Wait, no, I can tell it now. The waitress was a girl version of Ed. We wanted them to touch to see if they would become one person. The end!

Also, this might be the only Egomaniac where I don’t have a line. I could be wrong about that, but I don’t *think* I am.

I’m back from my vacation, did you all miss me? The answer is no you didn’t, who are we kidding.And what better way to come back than with a gay joke? Hard to believe, I know!But to be honest, BWW tends to be pretty quiet a lot of the time we’re there, because we always close the place down. I’m very alright with that, because some of the people that go there can be brutal at times.

I’m back from my vacation, did you all miss me? The answer is no you didn’t, who are we kidding.

And what better way to come back than with a gay joke? Hard to believe, I know!

But to be honest, BWW tends to be pretty quiet a lot of the time we’re there, because we always close the place down. I’m very alright with that, because some of the people that go there can be brutal at times.