My name is Bob and I write and draw an autobiographical webcomic named Egomaniac. Because that's what the internet needs. More autobiographical webcomics. I've also been known to draw the occasional superhero. Even more than that you can expect wrestlers aaaand...well that's pretty much all I've got.

Posted 10, June, 2013
A few days away from our wedding, we find out that Jenn will not be a good mom because she thinks her boobs aren’t big enough for a guinea pig to comfortably sit on. In reality, I think the word Jenn was looking for was nuzzle or cuddle, but I could be wrong.  I think that’s the first time a guinea pig has made it into Egomaniac. That one is Swarley. The other one is Big Fudge, but he hasn’t been in a comic yet.

A few days away from our wedding, we find out that Jenn will not be a good mom because she thinks her boobs aren’t big enough for a guinea pig to comfortably sit on.

In reality, I think the word Jenn was looking for was nuzzle or cuddle, but I could be wrong. 

I think that’s the first time a guinea pig has made it into Egomaniac. That one is Swarley. The other one is Big Fudge, but he hasn’t been in a comic yet.

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Posted 20, May, 2013
I’m back after a week off. Why? I dunno. Am I asking why I’m back or why I took the week off? I guess “I dunno” can answer both questions, really. In the end, Jenn never returned those bagels. Which I guess was okay, because they tasted just fine. But seriously, how can you not name them “beggels.” It makes perfect sense, really.

I’m back after a week off. Why? I dunno. Am I asking why I’m back or why I took the week off? I guess “I dunno” can answer both questions, really.

In the end, Jenn never returned those bagels. Which I guess was okay, because they tasted just fine. But seriously, how can you not name them “beggels.” It makes perfect sense, really.

Posted 22, April, 2013
This is the hardest comic I’ve ever had to make. I certainly didn’t think I’d be making this one any time soon. Everyone thought we had at least another ten years with dad. When he had the heart attack, seeing him in the hospital I knew there wasn’t going to be a good outcome. But in hindsight, it couldn’t have worked out any better. I’d much rather have a bit shorter of a  life and have the end be good years rather than have the last ten be horrible, and I’m sure dad would have felt the same way.In the end, he passed away in the hospital bed with mom next to him, holding him the entire time. My dad died in the arms of his best friend and surrounded by the family that loved him dearly. I don’t think you can do much better than that.My dad might not have had the same type of life I’d hope for (Kids? FIVE of them? *shudder.) But he did show me how to have a great life. Be good to each other. Have a lot of fun. Marry your best friend. Just enjoy everything you can and be a good dude and everything will work out well.I’ve said it an awful lot over the past couple weeks and I’m sure i’ll keep saying it.Thanks for everything dad. I love you. (I know this comic is tiny. Thats on Tumblr. Please click the hi-res link (http://i.imgur.com/0MV9IBu.jpg) or the one right under the comic up there. I want everyone to read this one.)
This is the hardest comic I’ve ever had to make. I certainly didn’t think I’d be making this one any time soon. Everyone thought we had at least another ten years with dad. When he had the heart attack, seeing him in the hospital I knew there wasn’t going to be a good outcome. But in hindsight, it couldn’t have worked out any better. I’d much rather have a bit shorter of a  life and have the end be good years rather than have the last ten be horrible, and I’m sure dad would have felt the same way.

In the end, he passed away in the hospital bed with mom next to him, holding him the entire time. My dad died in the arms of his best friend and surrounded by the family that loved him dearly. I don’t think you can do much better than that.

My dad might not have had the same type of life I’d hope for (Kids? FIVE of them? *shudder.) But he did show me how to have a great life. Be good to each other. Have a lot of fun. Marry your best friend. Just enjoy everything you can and be a good dude and everything will work out well.

I’ve said it an awful lot over the past couple weeks and I’m sure i’ll keep saying it.

Thanks for everything dad. I love you.

(I know this comic is tiny. Thats on Tumblr. Please click the hi-res link (http://i.imgur.com/0MV9IBu.jpg) or the one right under the comic up there. I want everyone to read this one.)

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Posted 2, April, 2013
I took yesterday off because it was April Fool’s Day and I hate everything about the internet on that day. Luckily I was at work all day so I didn’t have to deal with any of it. So that was nice. And now here’s this week’s comic. Jenn every so often will just bust into an accent out of nowhere (she’s not the only one, I totally do it all the time too. Accents, impressions, characters, I’m a horrible person to be around.) And this time Australian Jenn came out super strong. Personally, my favorites are Valley Jenn and Southern Belle Jenn.

I took yesterday off because it was April Fool’s Day and I hate everything about the internet on that day. Luckily I was at work all day so I didn’t have to deal with any of it. So that was nice. And now here’s this week’s comic.

Jenn every so often will just bust into an accent out of nowhere (she’s not the only one, I totally do it all the time too. Accents, impressions, characters, I’m a horrible person to be around.) And this time Australian Jenn came out super strong. Personally, my favorites are Valley Jenn and Southern Belle Jenn.

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Posted 25, March, 2013
I don’t really drink, and I can’t think of a better reason to get completely fucked up than being around a ton of kids in a Chuck-E-Cheese. I’m so going to be a great dad. Yeah that’s not gonna happen. My part of the Dahlstrom bloodline ends with me, thank you very much! You know, as far as I know, I can’t remember ever being to a Chuck-E-Cheese. I know I’ve been to Showbiz Pizza, but that’s all I can remember for sure. Ad I’m not terribly sure why, but the scale on this comic looks kind of strange to me. I don’t know where I fucked up, but I did somewhere along the way. You’d think after making webcomics for like ten years now I’d know what I was doing but here we are.

I don’t really drink, and I can’t think of a better reason to get completely fucked up than being around a ton of kids in a Chuck-E-Cheese.

I’m so going to be a great dad.

Yeah that’s not gonna happen. My part of the Dahlstrom bloodline ends with me, thank you very much!

You know, as far as I know, I can’t remember ever being to a Chuck-E-Cheese. I know I’ve been to Showbiz Pizza, but that’s all I can remember for sure.

Ad I’m not terribly sure why, but the scale on this comic looks kind of strange to me. I don’t know where I fucked up, but I did somewhere along the way. You’d think after making webcomics for like ten years now I’d know what I was doing but here we are.

Posted 18, March, 2013
So I finally saw Dark Knight Rises. As said above, it was a good cop movie. But I didn’t think it was a good Batman movie. It went against so many things that make Batman Batman, it makes you wonder if the people involved know anything at all about the character. I was most interested in Bane. I wish he was in the movie more. Anne Hathaway was really good, and made me want a solo Catwoman movie for her. Although they never did say “Catwoman,” did they? I guess that would be too silly? Scarecrow, Joker, Batman, all acceptable things. Catwoman? That’s crazy talk! And the “reveal” at the end? That was just plain retarded. It was completely unnecessary And was just one moment away from JGL turning toward the camera and going “Get it? Eh? EH?” So yeah. In a year that saw both The Avengers and Dark Knight Rises come out, is it strange that my favorite comic book movie of the year was Dredd? Cause that movie fucking rules. Also, I’ve used this joke more than once and it generally gets this same reaction. I feel like it deserves something better!

So I finally saw Dark Knight Rises. As said above, it was a good cop movie. But I didn’t think it was a good Batman movie. It went against so many things that make Batman Batman, it makes you wonder if the people involved know anything at all about the character. I was most interested in Bane. I wish he was in the movie more. Anne Hathaway was really good, and made me want a solo Catwoman movie for her.

Although they never did say “Catwoman,” did they? I guess that would be too silly? Scarecrow, Joker, Batman, all acceptable things. Catwoman? That’s crazy talk! And the “reveal” at the end? That was just plain retarded. It was completely unnecessary And was just one moment away from JGL turning toward the camera and going “Get it? Eh? EH?”

So yeah. In a year that saw both The Avengers and Dark Knight Rises come out, is it strange that my favorite comic book movie of the year was Dredd? Cause that movie fucking rules.

Also, I’ve used this joke more than once and it generally gets this same reaction. I feel like it deserves something better!